Fortunately, the Christian mating grounds are no longer limited to church and colleges. And unlike your legal name, you get to choose this one.So don’t waste your chance at a first impression with some play on your real name.The picture on your profile is the other half of your first impression.There are a couple of things to keep in mind when choosing the all important photo of yourself.If you find yourself on a date with one of these types, it’s easy enough to ward off damnation.Just make a cross with your two index fingers at your date and yell, “Unequally yoked! ” If you attract these types, you could find yourself going through this a lot, or you can avoid it altogether.I also like romantic movies.” Response: “This girl is hot. I now also love Jesus and romantic movies.” Problem solved. Option 2: Intimidate Us This option is aimed toward all your viewers who, while they may be Christians, may not quite reach the mark of holiness you require. I use lowercase letters for lesser interests like The Lord of the Rings (which will be your only other interest.) Why should you not list any other interests?
Take my advice, and you will be a steaming chunk of sexy Christian temptation.The goal here is that upon reading your profile, the sweaty heathen will be instantly born-again, rendering him a viable match.Consider the following example: “I am a worthless sinner saved through faith in the love and grace of our glorious Lord Jesus.Every wedding you attend teases you with the promise of some kind of mystical three-corded you-spouse-God rope. But she probably needs to know how to craft a sweet online dating profile.And every day you lack that rope, you know your life is not yet complete. There’s more to a truly Christian dating profile than just putting up a picture and a name though.
Anyone fortunate enough to see your profile will be overtaken by a fit of smoldering passion and desire to read The Five Love Languages with you, participate in several weeks pre-marital counseling, get married, and settle down into a nice quiet Christian life.